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All I want for Christmas is a pair of Crocs
A couple of Jibits and a chicken with chicken pox
A frog and a hog and a pair of dirty sox
Big League Chew and a pack of Pop Rocks
A superconducting supercollider
Luke and Chewy and an X-Wing Fighter
A fly and to fly and a big hairy spider
Not an airplane but a single wing glider
All I want for Christmas is my rear back molar
A brand new controller and a bear that's polar
A stroller and a bolder and a solar steamroller
Some lessons and sessions ‘cause I want to be a bowler
A pad and a lily and a big bowl of chili
A tree and a flea and a goat named Billy
He'll eat all the grass so I won't have to mow
Um, anything else? I'll be sure to let ya know
All I want for Christmas is a ship and a skipper
A scooter and computer and commercial wood chipper
A cooler and a fridge, a freezer and a heater
A pachysollick-cafiscofic-megalometer
Art paper and a scraper and some chocolate milk mix
A thimble and a symbol and a pair of drum sticks
A mosquito burrito for my pet bat Pat
He won't seem 'em but he'll eat 'em and he'll get real fat

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Warning this krazy Christmas list
Was made by professionals
Kids please don’t try this at home

All I want for Christmas is a couple of planets
Coconut trees, two screws and a hammock
A 5 star resort, airport and a fort
A blizzard and a lizard and a new sport court
A boat and a coat and a great white shark
A snail and a whale and my own water park
So I can ride, rides all the time with no lines
The kind that ya find on a day when the sun shines

All I want for Christmas is a beat that rocks
A gaggle of geese and a pillow with polka dots
A cradle and a ladle and a tub full of Jello
A washtub bass, shoelace and a cello
Limes and new lines cause we're getting kind of low
A foul and a bucket plus the one free throw
A mitt, base hit and a big banana split
Plus one more word that will rhyme with it
All I want for Christmas is some fruit and a flute
Cowboy boots and a parachute suit
A really smart newt to compute square roots
Plus cute and astute and good at hula hoops
A skirt and a shirt and some clothes I suppose
Rose bows and a Bose and polish for my toes
And last but not least an island in the sea
A Mollie and a dolly and a bowl of potpourri

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